A newsletter for total weirdos complete freaks people with small feet fire-breathing dragons very normal humans beautiful people thrill seekers bird watchers prickly pears serious bears skrillex fans

One word. One email. Once a week.

You have questions. I have answers.


What is this?

You'll get one email, every week, on Friday.

The subject will be a single word. The body will be lots of words about that one word.

Maybe there will be a picture, too. I haven't decided yet.

Together, we'll explore a new word each week.

Honestly I don't have much more than that right now. We'll figure this thing out together. I promise it'll be ok.


Can I see what it looks like?


Subscribe and find out. Where's your sense of adventure?


Is that actually one word?

The email box is ever so slightly off-center. Did you notice? Go ahead, scroll up. Behold its glory.

Maybe subscribe while you're up there. That would be nice.


Who cares about opens and clicks?

I've purposely disabled open and click tracking. I'll never know what actions you take with my emails.

I don't care about any of that stuff. I also don't intend to monetize this newsletter in any way. No affiliate links. No amazon links. Nothing.

This is meant to be fun, entertaining, and add a little bit of joy to your life. That's it.


Who are you people?

I'm launching this project on 2/17/2020. If today is that day or later then I actually marketed this thing. Go me.

I'm not going to check who is subscribed to this newsletter. Probably ever.

So if this sucks, and you know me, don't feel bad about unsubscribing.

But why not give it a shot for a few weeks?

Perhaps it'll be good after all.


Finally, a good question. Took you long enough.

Why create a one-word newsletter? Your guess is as good as mine.

I could write about how inspiration struck me in the middle of the night. Or how I need to be different for different's sake.

That may be true or complete bullshit. Only I know for sure.

There's no master plan here. Just a person in sweatpants.


Don't forget, it's important.


Who made this monstrosity?

See below.

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